Random For The Day!

Random Cool Quote
The only way you get laid, is to crawl up a chickens ass and wait! - Bumper Sticker!

Dating Tips
-Tell her/him that he/she doesn't have to anything they don't wanna, and mean it!
- Ask open-ended question about the other person, this will relax them and get the conversation going!

Inspirational Quotes
It's not the cirumstances in life that shape who you are, it's your re-action to these circumstances.

Insults
Make up your mind. Do you want me to accept you for who you are? Or lie to myself and pretend to like you?

Stupid Joke of the Day
How many divorced men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. The sockets go with the house!

Random Pick Up Line
My name's- name. That's so you know what to scream out later!

Quote of the Day
Remember a goal isn't a goal, until it's down in writing. Till then it's a dream and everybody has dreams. - Unknown

Strange, but True
When a person dies, hearing is the last sense to go, sight is the first!

Thought for the Day
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of thier dreams!

Wacky Word
Kibitzer- one who looks on and often offeres unwanted advice, or comment especially at a card game, broadly, one who offers opinions.