Random For The Day!

Random Cool Quote
The only way you get laid, is to crawl up a chickens ass and wait! - Bumper Sticker!

Dating Tips
-Tell her/him that he/she doesn't have to anything they don't wanna, and mean it!
- Ask open-ended question about the other person, this will relax them and get the conversation going!

Inspirational Quotes
It's not the cirumstances in life that shape who you are, it's your re-action to these circumstances.

Insults
Make up your mind. Do you want me to accept you for who you are? Or lie to myself and pretend to like you?

Stupid Joke of the Day
How many divorced men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. The sockets go with the house!

Random Pick Up Line
My name's- name. That's so you know what to scream out later!

Quote of the Day
Remember a goal isn't a goal, until it's down in writing. Till then it's a dream and everybody has dreams. - Unknown

Strange, but True
When a person dies, hearing is the last sense to go, sight is the first!

Thought for the Day
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of thier dreams!

Wacky Word
Kibitzer- one who looks on and often offeres unwanted advice, or comment especially at a card game, broadly, one who offers opinions.

Seasons Greetings!

Merry Christmas and Happpy New Year to everyone!

Yes a bit late, but better late than never!

My Wish for You in 2007
May peace break into your house and may thieves come to steal your debts. May the pockets of your clothes become a magnet of R200 bills. May love stick to your face like Vaseline and may laughter assault your lips! May your clothes smell of success like smoking tires and may happiness slap you across the face and may your tears be that of joy. May the problems you had forget your home address! In simple words ............
May 2007 be the best year of your life!

PS: It's my birthday in 6 days!! (January 18th if you cannot count!)

Poem to the One I Love!

I've been looking for someone whom I can count on in the bad and good times!
Someone who will be there for me and talk shit to me when I am down.

I really need your guiding hand, to show me the way to the Promised Land of Happiness for the both of us!
The fever, not fear, that burns in my heart, you're the fire within me.
Your the light that that lite my heart which is now enfused by the passionate fire that burns for you!

Whenever you feel like giving up, Whenever your dreams fade away.
Just return to your heart, because then you know, you'll find me there forever!
And when the worlds closing in on me, I know you'll come save me again!

Well, there's never been a guy whos luckier, there's never been a more grateful man,
And although I do not show it to you in everyway I possibly could,
I Love You and I know what I've got you!

And if there's a storm that's close at hand,
I know together we'll push it away, you'll understand!
And I'll do anything just to please you.
I'll do anything just to know that I can hold onto you, Just to hold your hand forever!

Whenever I feel like just giving up, Whenever my dreams fade, I'll just return to my heart
because I know I will find you there, Forever!